lets all go to mcdonalds and ask for the pikmin meal the look on the workers face will be awesome

Why does drawing have to take so long

Why are we fucking importing Twitter arguments. No I'm not shocked they're being stupid over there that's why I'm here and not there. Do not put that shit on my dash. Do we really not have enough offensive ignorance, inane garbage, and bigotry here in this festering oubliette of a website? Are we airlifting it in now?

Never forget what they took from us.

For those asking how it compares today

and also

And no the food hasn’t changed a damned bit.

Shoutout to everyone using receipts as bookmarks you’re providing valuable information to future scholars

someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid

IM PLAYING! IM PLAYING!!!! WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING WITH ME WHY ARE YOU PUTTING AWAY OUR TOYS

i want your lmao on my desk in one hour

tumblr in 2020:

• posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
• a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
• images disabled altogether
• they ban you if you have a custom theme
• app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
• you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money

signal boost, because they hit me with this and I HATE IT!!!! At least make this format optional, for pity's sake!

creature fact: you have just been bited

I would have to say Fennekin ♥️🦊

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

Telling a group of people to draw a troll face by memory is the funniest thing I swear to god the results are always so asdfghjkl

Dream a little.